I was handed a business card today on the street. Usually I would just discard it and not think about it again, but this one has consumed my mind. I just keep reading it. Here's what it says:

"Purepillz: Distributor of only the highest quality alternatives

PEAQ Like a Rockstar!
FREQ Like a Pornstar!
TWEQ Your Mood.... And your recreation with our cutting edge formulas that will keep you going hard all night.
Like nothing else on the market...
The best alternatives to anything off the market.
If you use recreational drugs..
you owe it to yourself and your health to take a peaq at our products and make the switch.

Pure Principles
Pure Products
Pure Pillz"

I.... I just.... hmmm. I'm very rarely surprised by things in Toronto, as I fancy myself immune, but this caught me off guard. Maybe it was the discussion of pornstars, haha, I don't know. But I definitely stopped on the street to read it, and laugh.